child of light and darkness

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

this week's movie won so many friggin' awards that i feel it's only fair for me to hand out yet another one: the award for best old dude with a crazy ass beard goes to: ian mckellen as gandalf the grey! come on out here, ian!

ian mckellen: "oh my! oh, my word! how...i'm...i just don't know what to say. i never win anything. well, sometimes i do, but. this is...thank you starlor, thank you so very much!"

me: "you're welcome, ian. you really deserve it. that really was a crazy ass beard. is there anyone you'd like to thank?"

ian mckellen: *turns to camera* "why, yes. yes, there is. i'd like to thank peter jackson and all my fellow cast members on the lord of the rings. i'd like to thank all the makeup people for adorning me in my crazy beard. and most of all, i'd like to thank..."

kanye west: "YO IAN, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH..."

ian mckellen: "e-excuse me, sir? who are you?"

kanye west: "...BUT HULK HOGAN WAS THE BEST LORD OF THE RING OF ALL TIME!"

me: "kanye, no!!"

kanye west: "OF ALL TIME!!!!"*walks away*

me: "oh, kanye....*facepalm*"

ian mckellen: "such douchebaggery!"

- it's the lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring! (suggested, sort of, by xcollapsingcities)

the lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring

frodo's evil bling

endangers middle earth

gtfo, orcs!

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

'sup, homeskillets! honest to blog, this week's movie contained plenty of friggin' sweet advice about what to do if you get pregnant (but with like, a real baby - not like, one of those food babies and stuff). you can give the baby up for adoption, but make sure to check that the adopt-o-rents aren't a couple of baby-starved wingnuts first. if they're boss, then you can do the open adoption thing, but some peeps prefer to just kick it old school instead, y'know? like moses with the reeds. while you're preggers, taking care of yourself is way uber important, so you should avoid alcohol, cuz if you drink tons of booze, you could end up with one of those neuter babies that's born without junk. - it's juno!

p.s. prom is for wenises.

juno

juno gets preggers

her boyfriend noms on tic-tacs

her phone's a burger

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

this week's movie brought to life a magical, enchanting world filled with muggles and wizards, witches and trolls, unicorns and...um...pink hearts...and orange stars...and yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds, purple horseshoes...um...can't get enough of that cookie crisp...and trix are for kids...um, okay, maybe i'm getting my magical creatures confused with characters from breakfast cereals. BUT. that's okay, because this week's movie is chock full of vitamins and minerals and is totally part of a complete breakfast! - it's harry potter and the sorcerer's stone! (suggested by, like, everybody. i should really start keeping a suggestions log)

harry potter and the sorcerer's stone

owls deliver mail

hermione gets rick-trolled

harry wins at life

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

hi, god. it's me. meowlorie. i just don't know how to come out to my parents about my being a cat. i've been hiding it from them for years but i think they're starting to suspect something because the other day they found a dead pigeon in the living room and the sofa had scratch marks on it (i couldn't help it!! i was boreddd!!!). when they asked me about it i tried to blame it on my little brother, but i don't think they're buying it. what should i do???

oh well, enough about me and my problems. how's jesus doing? is he still supposed to be coming back or what? it's been awhile. did he shave his beard? recent pictures would be nice. just sayin'. anyways, thanks for a relatively hairball free year and i hope that this is a happy and safe holiday season for everyone..

...except dogs (hate them so much!).

thanks,

-meowlorie.

p.s. i have a huge crush on that hottie from the fancy feast commercials. do you know how i could get in touch with him? he's dreamy.

- meowlorie

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

this week's movie gave birth to the classic quote: "that terminator is out there. it can't be bargained with. it can't be reasoned with. it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. and it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!" i find myself using this quote on an almost daily basis lately, except that i replace the words "that terminator" with "jeffree star's music". - it's the terminator!

the terminator 

o, creepy robot

won't take "no" for an answer

now, he governates

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

this week's movie is one of director tim burton's most beloved films. it's beetlej-- huh? oh, hold on a minute, my producer, ann (she's wonderful, by the way), is giving me the "shh!" sign. what's the matter, ann? i was just going to tell everyone today's movie is beetlejuice. haha omg, ann's so cute. she just shrieked out loud for no reason. what? ann, what do you mean, i'm not supposed to say beetlejuice out loud three times? that's just silly! ann, where are you going?? why are you running away?? hahaha oh, she's so quirky and random. it must be because of all those indie bands she listens to. anyway, as i was saying, this is one of tim burton's most beloved films, and one of his only films not starring johnny depp. oh, wait. ann just texted me that johnny depp actually did have a small cameo as a lamp. who knew? - it's beetlejuice! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! OMG A GIANT LOLWUT PEAR JUST APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!! OH, WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO ANN??? OW! AND NOW THE GIANT LOLWUT PEAR IS NOMMING ME!!!*

*the above was for dramatic purposes only. no handsome, charming, left-handed crappy haiku writers were harmed in the making of this journal.

a deceased couple

returns to pwn some yuppies

and dance calypso

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

while researching this week's movie i came across an amazing discovery: an unreleased song that was recorded, but never used in the film or soundtrack. see, hanging out in the dumpsters behind major movie studios isn't such a waste of time, after all! and now, without further ado, i present the lyrics to "i don't want to be a fish", as sung by ariel from the little mermaid (which was suggested ages ago by tigressanele)!

i don't want to be a fish

at night i wish
upon a star
that one day, i'll be able to drive a car
and run down the beach, and laugh and play
and not get my cheeks pinched by my aunt manta ray
every night, i ask for this simple wish
please, oh please, i don't want to be a fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhh

dochebaggy sharks are no fun
not to mention the fact that my mascara always runs
oh, i don't like being a fish

i dream of walking on the land
i'm tired of these octopii raiding my garbage cans
i don't want to be a fish

please dear neptune, i don't bother you often
i just don't want to have to marry a dolllllllphinnn

hey, evil sea witch, i'll make you a deal
i'll trade a pair of legs for my pet baby seal
oh, i don't want to be a fish

i'm tired of being cold and living in darkness
plus i don't want to end up like my cousin in a can of starkist
i don't want to be a fish

yes, the ocean is my home, and i'll miss my loved ones
but i'd like to have a seat at the x games, just once
i have just one wish
i don't want to be.....aaaaa.......fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhh.

the little mermaid

a singing fish girl

wants to live above the waves

her best friend has fins

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

this week's movie is a mesmerizing trip into a fantasy land full of spooky owls, creeping goblins and swamps that apparently eat too many burritos. a desperate girl races against time to stop david bowie from transforming her baby brother into a demon child forever, and along the way she makes friends with monsters and a courageous fox, gets lost in a maze with invisible walls, develops amnesia after eating a magic peach, and is almost chopped in half by a giant metal machine wielding a huge axe! what you probably don't know is that this was never even intended to be a movie. a documentary film crew just happened to be following david bowie around with a camera one day in the early 80's and this was the result.  - it's labyrinth! (suggested by emoisforluvers)

labyrinth

sarah must rescue

her bro from ziggy stardust

whoa, this shit's trippy

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

what you probably don't know about this week's movie is that director wes anderson originally envisioned it as a superhero/sci-fi/action/comedy/drama, and was going to call it the royal xaviers. anderson and co-writer owen wilson's first draft screenplay was about a trio of gifted young mutants who grow up to become disillusioned adults after their professor abandons them as teenagers: there's wolverine, who must learn to love again after a bad breakup and having adamantium fused to his skeleton; storm, who slowly realizes that lightning isn't always the best way to settle disagreements (though it's usually the quickest); and rogue, who suffers a devastating identity crisis after absorbing too many people's powers and personalities. sadly the project was shelved when anderson was unable to convince gene hackman that dressing up as a troubled southern teenage girl with a white stripe in her hair would be total oscar bait. oh, what could've been, hackman...what could've been.  - it's the royal tenenbaums!

the royal tenenbaums

margot's adopted

chas wears a tracksuit always

richie's on a boat

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

today's halloween classic so impressed stephenie meyer when she first saw it that she was inspired to write her own zombie horror drama comedy teen romance novel - due next year - in which an awkward, dark-haired girl falls madly in love with an angsty, hundred year old zombie named...um...schmedward...schmullen. annoyed at first by schmedward's persistent habit of being, like, totally undead, the girl, schmella, eventually realizes that she and schmedward are schmoulmates...uh, i mean soulmates. and besides, this being the stephenie meyer universe, being undead's actually not so bad. for example, in meyer's story, the zombies' skin is sparkly and smooth instead of rotting and stinky like regular zombies. also, in this story the zombies don't eat human flesh. they eat sushi! so basically in smeyer's world, being a zombie is a lot like being a cast member of the hills. oh you horrifying, sexy zombies, you. - it's return of the living dead!

return of the living dead

zombies ditch their graves

and run amok through the town

please hand them your brains

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

coming this fall to a television set near you...it's the brand new game show from fox that is so, so very. it's who wants to get revenge on heather chandler! watch every week as regis philbin hosts four contestants and challenges them get back at heather chandler for being, like, such a total bitch to them. like just the other day in the hallway when they were flirting with that cute guy and heather walked by and was all "oh my god, i love your dress! it looks so...slimming on you!" i mean, what even?? watch as contestants from all over ohio engage in a battle of wits for the chance to like, totally make heather drink orange juice and milk when she has a hangover or something. yeah, that'll show her! and don't forget angsty co-host christian slater, who makes sure that every show goes out with a bang  - it's heathers!

heathers

heather is a douche

they make her drink drain cleaner

oops! she's sorta dead

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

cnn: "...breaking news story. we've just been informed that an 8-year-old minnesota girl has gone missing. she's believed to have been abducted by a large, male canine, possibly a timber wolf, while she was on her way to visit her grandmother. the girl was last seen wearing some sort of red hood, and one can only imagine what must be running through her parents' heads right now. we take you now to anderson cooper live with more on this dramatic story. anderson..."

fox news: "this is clearly all the fault of the obama administration. i mean, let's face it, if the guy wasn't so busy running around campaigning to get the olympics to come to chicago - which he failed at, by the way, and implementing these...possibly socialist gun control policies, then maybe the hunters would've been able to show these terrorist, unamerican, freedom-hating, flag burning wolves who's boss. and i think we should let our voices be heard by staging an anti-wolf tea party in washington this weekend."

msnbc: "what this all comes down to is just more failed policies from 8 years of the bush administration. y'know, the guy invaded iraq, locked up prisoners in guantanamo bay...i think these wolves are finally just saying 'hey, you know what? we're sick and tired of this crap! let's go steal some 8-year-olds."

bet: "YO, DIS YA BOY TERRANCE J! WELCOME BACK TO 106 & PARK, YA HERD? YO I'M YELLIN' FOR NO REASON, YO! THE NUMBER 5 VIDEO ON TODAY'S COUNTDOWN IS A BRAND NEW, STREET BANGIN' TRACK FROM LIL' WAYNE FEATURIN' T-PAIN! IN FACT, IT'S SO NEW, HE JUST MADE IT A FEW MINUTES AGO, LOL. IT'S CALLED I BE RIDIN' ON MORE RIMS THAN THAT LITTLE RED CHICK! ALL YA'LL MAKE SOME NOOOOISE!!!!"

buzznet: let me tell you something about little red riding hood. we were best friends in middle school. i know, right? It's so embarrassing. i don't even... whatever. so then in eighth grade, i started going out with my first boyfriend kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to indiana, and little red riding hood was like, weirdly jealous of him. like, if i would blow her off to hang out with kyle, she'd be like, "why didn't you call me back?" and i'd be like, "why are you so obsessed with me?" so then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, i was like, "little red riding hood, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." i mean i couldn't have a lesbian at my party. there were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. i mean, right? she was a lesbian! so then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. and then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's been eaten by wolves.

twitter: #ohmywhatbigteethyouhave becomes a trending topic.

tumblr: "OMG what even is this girl with the wolf? they should send trace cyrus to rescue her cuz wolves are scared of horses lmao."

4chan: pedo-wolf meme is born.

youtube: video of kanye west interrupting the wolf with "YO TIMBER WOLF, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT GRIZZLY BEARS ARE THE BEST PREDATOR OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!!" gets 80 bazillion views.

the end.

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

this week's movie was a cautionary tale about a terrifying danger that we all face every day. brilliant direction by catherine hardwicke and amazing performances by evan rachel wood, nikki reed and holly hunter all came together in an intense display of flimmaking designed to burn a single, unforgettable message into the viewer's brain: NEVER, EVER HAVE KIDS. because they'll eventually grow up into teenagers, and slowly but surely, they WILL drive you mad. also, they will frighten your chickens. - it's thirteen!

thirteen

tracy starts off nice

but evie makes her do drugs

now zen chicken's scared

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

yesterday i dreamt i was house sitting for someone and then when i went to take a shower, this hornet or bee or something flew in the bathroom and started harassing me.

today it was that i was at my old job and president obama came to visit and we hung out with him for awhile. then me and one of my co-workers and the president all left together on the subway to go somewhere, but for some reason me and my co-worker got off too soon and left the president on the subway by himself and the train left.

so we basically kinda, sorta misplaced the president of the united states somewhere in the new york city subway system.

we were like "oh shit!" then we realized there probably wasn't much we could do about it, so we went to get something to eat. then i woke up.

and of course this post was like, totally relevant because i'm sure "hmmm, i wonder what starlorsummers dreams about?" is the burning question that keeps millions of people up late at night. well now you know. i dream about getting harrassed by bees. and misplacing heads of state. yeah.

i'm weird.

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

this week's movie showed us exactly why we should've listened to that wise piece of advice our moms always gave us growing up: "honey, you shouldn't play around with the space-time continuum. meddling with events in the past could have unpredictable and catastrophic repercussions on the future, triggering the creation of horiffic alternate universes, massive geopolitical destabilization, and even tears in the very fabric of hyperspace itself! plus, someone could put out an eye."  - it's back to the future!

back to the future

this crazy doctor

pimps out a delorean

for lulz in the past

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

reblogging this journal from dallace (xcollapsingcities)

1. Why did you first add me as a friend?
2. What were your first thoughts?
3. What do you think now?
4. What is your favorite picture I've taken or blog I've written?
5. How would you describe me or what I post?
6. What reminds you of me?
7. If we were able to magically teleport to magical places together, what do you think would be awesome to do?
8. Maybe we could attempt to make an ice sculpture, what do you think we should make?
9. Do you believe in magic?
10. Hmm...one last question...Are you happy we're friends?

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku. 

this week's movie has inspired me to enroll in xavier's school for gifted youngsters next semester, where i plan to major in shooting lasers out of my eyes, or possibly transforming into some sort of koala-like creature, because koala's are frekin' adorable. upon graduation, i shall be known as kola man: the man who turns into a koala. on the battlefield, i'll use my nifty koala shapeshifting powers to mesmerize bad guys with my superhuman adorableness. and then while they're all busy going "awwwwe, look! it's so cuuute" KA-POW! i'll zap 'em with my eye lasers! muahahahahahaha - it's x-men!

x-men

mutants punch and kick

this bald guy gives them orders

cyclops is a dick

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews in the form of really crappily done japanese poetry? i know i sure have!

so once a week, i'll be dedicating a journal entry to a movie review in the form of a really crappy haiku.

no matter what, the star of this week's movie always manages to find himself in an amazing adventure. when your name is indiana jones, even the most mundane activities can turn into action-packed blockbusters, and with the movie industry struggling to compete with other forms of entertainment, expect them to take full advantage of this fact, as evidenced by the upcoming trilogy of indiana jones films based on a typical day in indy's life:

indiana jones and the overdue library book of terror - tagline: indy knew all about the dewey decimal system...but he wasn't ready for the dewey DEATH system!

indiana jones and the department of motor vehicles (and ninjas) - tagline: the good news is that the dmv is a lot faster now. the bad news is, it's full of ninjas!

indiana jones and the burritos of chaos - tagline: all indy wanted was a little late night snack...but now he has to deal with weapons of GAS destruction!

- it's indiana jones and the temple of doom!

indiana jones and the temple of doom

indiana's back

fighting these crazy bastards

who eat monkey brains

the end

p.s. feel free to hit me up with any suggestions, and you might just get to see one of your favorite movies summed up in a really crappy haiku...

there was a thing on tumblr going around earlier about which celebrities were born on the same day as you, so i looked up my birthday (august 23rd - still not too late to buy me lots of stuff :)) and i got...

- keith moon, from the who.

- barbara eden, from i dream of jeannie.

- kobe bryant, from the nba.

- julian casablancas, from the strokes.

- river phoenix, from my own private idaho.

- shelley long, from cheers.

- rick springfield, from that song jessie's girl.

and a bunch of other people, but i didn't know who the hell they were so i didn't include them :)

which famous people were born on your birthday?

re-journaling this from claire (musiciscool).

SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, go to your own account, paste it. Then, put x's next to the films you've seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun.

( ) Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Grease

( ) Pirates of the Caribbean
( ) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
(x) Boondock Saints
(x) Fight Club
( ) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
( ) Blazing Saddles
(x) Airplane

Total: 4

( ) The Princess Bride
( ) AnchorMan
( ) Napoleon Dynamite
( ) Labyrinth
( ) Saw
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
( ) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
( ) 50 First Dates
( ) The Princess Diaries
( ) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total so far: 4

( ) Scream
( ) Scream 2
( ) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
( ) Scary Movie 2
( ) Scary Movie 3
( ) Scary Movie 4
( ) American Pie
( ) American Pie 2
( ) American Wedding
( ) American Pie Band Camp

Total so far: 5

( ) Harry Potter 1
( ) Harry Potter 2
( ) Harry Potter 3
( ) Harry Potter 4
( ) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
( ) The Wedding Singer
( ) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
( ) Lilo & Stitch

Total so far: 5

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
( ) Signs
( ) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) White Chicks
( ) Butterfly Effect
( ) 13 Going on 30
( ) I, Robot
( ) Robots

Total so far: 6

( ) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
( ) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
( ) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
( ) Never Been Kissed
( ) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x3) King Kong - i saw the 1933 (i think) version, the 1970-whatever version and the 2005 version, so that's 3.

Total so far: 9

( ) A Cinderella Story
( ) The Terminal
( ) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
( ) Final Destination
( ) Final Destination 2
( ) Final Destination 3
(x) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber

Total so far: 11

( ) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
( ) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
( ) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
( ) I Am Sam
( ) The Whole Nine Yards
( ) The Whole Ten Yards

Total so far: 11

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Child's Play
( ) Seed of Chucky
( ) Bride of Chucky
( ) Ten Things I Hate About You
( ) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
( ) Sixteen Candles
( ) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
( ) The Grudge
( ) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total so far: 15

( ) Bad Boys
( ) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
( ) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Lone Star
( ) Bedazzled
(x) Predator I
(x) Predator II
( ) The Fog
( ) Ice Age
( ) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George

Total so far: 18

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
(x) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
(x) Christine
( ) ET - never seen the whole thing.
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
( ) Maid in Manhattan
(2x) War of the Worlds - the old one and the 2005 version, so that's 2.
( ) Rush Hour
( ) Rush Hour 2

Total so far: 23

( ) Best Bet
( ) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
( ) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
( ) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3 - unfortunately.

Total so far: 27

(x) X-Men
(x) X-Men 2
(x) X-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
( ) Sky High
( ) Jeepers Creepers
( ) Jeepers Creepers 2
( ) Catch Me If You Can - really wanna see this though.
( ) The Little Mermaid
( ) Freaky Friday
( ) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
(x) Cruel Intentions 2
( ) The Hot Chick
( ) Shrek
( ) Shrek 2

Total so far: 33

( ) Swimfan
( ) Miracle on 34th street - i may have seen it but i don't remember anything about it.
( ) Old School
( ) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
( ) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
( ) The 40-year-old Virgin

Total so far: 33

( ) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
( ) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
( ) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total so far: 36

( ) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
( ) Elf
( ) Highlander
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three

Total so Far: 36

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
( ) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard

Total so far: 38

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
( ) Hulk
( ) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
( ) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld

Total so far: 39

(x) Kill Bill vol 1
(x) Kill Bill vol 2
( ) Mortal Kombat
( ) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness

Total so far: 41

( ) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
( ) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
( ) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith - never saw the whole thing.
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor

Total so far: 44

(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
( ) Team America: World Police
( ) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
( ) Hannibal

Now Add them up and... 49
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