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night of the zombie potato horror tales of vengeance: the movie...

“I still can’t believe there are fucking zombie potatoes everywhere.” Claire said, loading ammo into her shotgun. “I know.” Jack said, hammering a nail into a…
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starlorsummers Mar 22, 2011

fffffuuuuuuuuuu-

so, ok. i was in the supermarket today, and they were playing one of those stupid ke$ha songs. i think it was called "why exactly…
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starlorsummers Aug 19, 2010
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bands i love - week 2: mgmt

I first stumbled across Brooklyn-based band MGMT when I was surfing music videos on Youtube one day and their video for "Kids" came up in the…
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starlorsummers Jun 29, 2010

bands i love - week 1: mew

Mew is a band from Denmark that describes their music as "pretentious art rock". I prefer to describe it as "fucking awesome". I'd been hearing…
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starlorsummers Jun 09, 2010

crappy haiku movie review of the week - plan 9 from outer space

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews…
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starlorsummers May 28, 2010

crappy haiku movie review of the week - airplane!

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews…
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starlorsummers May 22, 2010

crappy haiku movie review of the week - forrest gump

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews…
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starlorsummers May 14, 2010

crappy haiku movie review of the week - the lord of the rings: the two towers

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews…
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starlorsummers May 07, 2010

crappy haiku movie review of the week - pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews…
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starlorsummers May 01, 2010

crappy haiku movie review of the week - harry potter and the chamber of secrets

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews…
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starlorsummers Apr 23, 2010

crappy haiku movie review of the week - kill bill: volume 2

as we all know, there's no shortage of movie review sites out there on the web. but who among us hasn't longed for movie reviews…
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starlorsummers Apr 16, 2010
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  • Member Since: 2008-02-05
  • Relationship Status: badassasaurus.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Drink: No
  • Smoke: No
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Some College
  • Occupation: entrepreneur, writer

About Me:

my real name is karim. starlorsummers is a character in an upcoming story i'm writing, which will most likely be the most awesome story ever written in the history of writing...ever. currently i reside in park slope brooklyn, new york, where you're required to have either a bike, a baby or a dog or some combination thereof, or else they kick you out of the neighborhood. i chose bike because they don't poop. my favorite book is probably still fight club, though i've sorta fallen out of love with the movie. my favorite word is "ermember". anything else you want to know, just ask, and i'll be sure to have someone get back to you. pure awesomess......

Interests:

conceptual art, music, writing, zen, add, marketing, psychology, comedy, pizza, the pixies, supermodels, cruel intentions, my bike, taekwondo, crunchkins, chuck palahniuk, goodfellas, amy hempel, x-men, his holiness the dalai lama, radiohead, nas, portishead, arcade fire, muse, mgmt, the matrix, peaches, creativity, a tribe called quest, the naked gun, parties, vueve clicquot, fight club, talking to strangers, sail to the moon...